C is not always for Cookie...

"We are now going to watch an educational video on cancer."

"There are many different forms of cancer. Some of the most commonly known ones are lung cancer, stomach cancer, and breast cancer. Today, we will be focusing on one of these types, and teaching you how to check yourself so you stay aware and healthy. Here we have---"

"OH MY GOD!"

"IT'S A NAKED MAN!"

"IT'S A MAN THAT'S NAKED!"

"OH MY GOD!"

"Settle down class, this is purely for educational purposes. If you are going to be immature about it, you don't have to look."

"Thank God."

"Natasha, why aren't you looking?"

"You just said we didn't have to look."

"You should be watching this, it's very important to know how to check yourself for testicular cancer."

"I don't need to know how to check myself for testicular cancer, Ms. Jeffers."

"Everyone should know how to check themselves for testicular cancer."

"But I don't have any testicles."

"But one day you may need to check someone who does."

"What?"

"THAT NAKED MAN IS STILL THERE!"

"THAT MAN THERE IS STILL NAKED!"

"He's hairy..."

"...and tiny."

"There's nothing wrong with being tiny!"

"Who said that?"

"Wow he's really hairy..."

"He's groping himself."

"No class, he is merely checking his testicles in order to see if he has testicular cancer."

"OH MY GOD!"

"And now as you can see class, the camera has zoomed in to give us a closer look."

"Dude. He's grabbing his sack."

"Thank you, Austin. You are correct. Sack is in fact another term for testicles. Does anyone else know any slang terms for testicles?"

"NUTS!"

"Very good! Another?"

"BALLS!"

"Yes, yes! Another?"

"FAMILY JEWELS!"

"Excellent! One more?"

"THINGY!"

"Ummm no, but you are very close, because class, the term thingy is a synonym for another body part. Does anyone know what body part that is?"

"PENIS!"

"Extra credit for you! It is very good to be aware of all terms, including slang, that stand for body parts, especially those of the sexual organs. Now there are two more I'm thinking of...does anyone know them? Come on now...one starts with a 'C' and the other with a 'D'...anyone? Here, I'll write them on the board..."

...just another day in Wellness class.