As I jump up and down on my bed.
THIS IS GREAT!
As I jump back and forth from my bed to the currently-unoccupied bed, which I have now claimed as "the bed I never had."
As I fall off the bed.
As it hits me that it is now quite alright for me to fall off of my bed since no one is here to see it.
After 5 straight days of sitting in my room alone, my reaction to this newly granted solitude dramatically changed.
As I sit staring at my computer.
As I sit staring at the wall.
"What to do, what to do..."
As I sit talking to my reflection in the mirror.
I don't know how the hell Thoreau did it. It's been a mere 5 days and I feel like I'm going mad. Soon I'll be yelling at my lampshade for not caring about my feelings and threatening to murder my blinds in the night. While I am perfectly alright with driving myself insane, I do not find it best to recommend it to any others. And so, simply because I care, I have compiled a list of things to do while you're alone. And bored. And have been staring at your reflection for two straight hours making the same 9 facial expressions you invented in the first 5 minutes of staring at yourself.
Bye Bye Boredom!
A Guide To Feeling Productive When Really You've Just Been Sitting In A Room All Day
by: Natasha Ferrier
#1---Do you ever think your vocabulary could be a bit more broad? Do you ever want to express a feeling but don't know the proper word for it? Do you ever feel as if you say the word "fuck" a lot? Well, sound like a moron no more! When you're alone, read the dictionary! Here are a few useful terms I myself have come across:
quibbling: consisting of quibbles
Well that helps, doesn't it! I would have never thought that quibbling had anything to do with quibbles! And even though I don't know what a 'quibble' is, I do know now that quibbling consists of them!
I hate to stop here; there are bountiful amounts of ways to fool yourself into thinking you're intelligently occupying yourself, but I'm on a tight schedule. And now, if you would excuse me, I have some walls that need to be stared at.