Today's Conversation with My Cat
me (upon entering my apartment): LEELOO!
cat: Meow.
me: YOU ATE THE BLINDS AGAIN.
cat: Meow, meow.
me: Again?!
cat: Meow.
me: Were they REALLY that great the first time?
cat: Meow.
me: You're lying. I think we both know that the blinds do not taste that good.
cat: Meow, meow.
me: NO, LEELOO. I WILL NOT SALT AND PEPPER THE BLINDS FOR YOU.
cat: Meow.
me: Do you know the benefit to living alone, Leeloo? Do you?
cat: Meow, meow, meow.
me: Ha! Easy for you to say! You're naked ALL THE TIME. I, however, am not. I cannot relish in these benefits if you keep eating all the blinds in the apartment.
cat: Meow.
me: Fine, run away. That's right! Go to your room! AND STAY AWAY FROM THE BLINDS.
"Natasha Ferrier is absolutely HILARIOUS." - Natasha Ferrier, self-quoter
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