Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce...Nicolas Cage. He's kind of like play-doh. You can mold him into anything.
Blade. In a commercial for hairspray.
Ariel. In The Little Merman.
A BP oil spill. At least it was endorsed by someone.
The Brady Bunch. Marsha has more to worry about than her nose.
Yoko Ono and John Lennon. "When I'm 64" has been renamed, "When I'm Nice Cage."
An unidentified object. Sleep well tonight.